gloriousgilmore:

me: ok time 2 sleep!!
my brain on repeat for hours: two Bros chilling in a Hot tub five feet apart cause there Not Gay

thotbaby:

*selfie doesn’t get reblogged*
me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)

nicedoggo:

*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*

reygf:

you: sweater weather
me, an intellectual: seasonal depression

devilinasweater:

FUCK!! FUUUUCK FUCK FUCK!!! WHAT THE FUCK!! WHAT IS GOING ON!!

opalescentmist:

chloeniccole:

excima:

Actually. a throat can’t have titties

tonsils bitch

Let’s all just stop for one day

shakespork:

shakespork:

i love it when youre drinking citrus drinks and you cant feel your tongue and your entire face starts sweating its so cleansing

my doctor said im allergic to citrus

boy-gesserit:

anyway this might be controversial but any temperature over 67 degrees F (20 Celsius) is too hot